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sam-and-dean-life:

behold-theturtle:

Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!”

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the actor blew out his voice.

So the remainder of the song was sung

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by this guy.

Sounds like he was prepared

Via strangeparking

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

Via Ruined Childhood

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

Via Ruined Childhood

buckles-182:

I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE

(Source: unamusedsloth)


Via GIFs GIFs GIFs GIFs GIFs

I told her she needed to wash the wall and she said “no” 

So I said ok, lets play piñata instead.

I told her she needed to wash the wall and she said “no”

So I said ok, lets play piñata instead.





I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry’s thinking.

(Source: the-ninenine)


Via Epic Humor - Best Funny Posts on Tumblr

Me trying to get the week off to a good start

whatshouldwecallme:

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Via #whatshouldwecallme

(Source: animatedtext)


jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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Via Epic Humor - Best Funny Posts on Tumblr

(Source: memewhore)





thekhoolhaus:

The fucking MAN has spoken.

(Source: tobias-taylor)


Via Kiss-MeInTheMorning


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vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(Source: catleecious)


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